What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Meloni’s coalition taunts left from the beach as low voter turnout scuppers referendum - politico.eu

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Your gut doesn’t need probiotic supplements, here’s what nutritionist recommends instead - financialexpress.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Travis Kelce Salutes Taylor Swift for Buying Her Masters Back, 'It's Finally Hers' - Bleacher Report

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

What measures do celebrities take to protect their images from being used for commercial purposes without permission? How much does this typically cost them?

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Sean 'Diddy' Combs trial day 27 recap: Judge signals plans to remove a juror - ABC News

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

Why are 38% of IIT graduates unplaced in 2024?

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Box Office: ‘Lilo & Stitch’ Flies to $610 Million Globally, ‘Mission: Impossible 8’ and ‘Sinners’ Hit $350 Million Milestone - Variety

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

No go.

U.S. Home Sellers Are Sitting on Nearly $700 Billion Worth of Listings, an All-Time High - Redfin

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Panthers-Oilers Game 3 ends in chaos as Florida takes series lead in Stanley Cup Final - New York Post

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Still no good

Indianapolis Colts Receive Positive News On Anthony Richardson's Injury - Sports Illustrated

No way

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...